What does a "Panachituah" does to buy a video?
He sells the TV

What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we will go places.

What is green and bounces around the garden?
A spring onion.

What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i's on you.

What did the mayonnaise say to the frige?
Close the door, I am dressing.